| LMAO!!! |
[Aug. 26th, 2005|11:16 am] |
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| | Gorillaz- Feeling Good Inc. | ] |
omg.. this is the funniest shit ever....
you know you live in 2005 when.......
1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3) the reaL reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name
4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.
6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends
9) and.. you were to busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity
12) repost if you fell for it. you know you di |
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| awwww |
[Jul. 3rd, 2005|04:51 pm] |
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| | Garbage | ] |
I built a wall. Not to block anyone out. But to see if anyone loved me enough to climb over it |
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| im sorry |
[Jun. 29th, 2005|04:10 pm] |
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| |  scared | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Killers- On Top | ] |
my best friend called me a bitch. thats what hurts most of all. we've had our fights and some rough times but we always got over it. i did what i thought needed to be done. you can't be mad at me for it. try to understand. i know its hard but you have to realize that i did the right thing. i apologized for it. ok? but then you called me a bitch. i lost it. you have plenty of other ways to reach me. last time i checked, my cell phone works, my email still works.
i just want an apology. until then, i think i lost my best friend. it hurts. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 19th, 2005|07:08 pm] |
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| |  blah | ] |
for anyone who cares:
http://www.myspace.com/browneyedgirl9197 |
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| Which condom would you use? |
[Jun. 14th, 2005|04:47 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | The Killers | ] |
Nike Condoms: Just Do It.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Flinstoes Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
KFC Condoms: Finger- Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Batcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
Carls Jr. Condoms: If it doesnt get all over the place, it doesnt belong in your face...
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going...
M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some. Run for the border.
MCI Condoms: For friends and family.
The Sears latex Condoms: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are.
The Star Trek Condoms: To boldy go where no man has gone before.
Mazda Condoms: It just feels right.
Maxwell House Condoms: Good to the last drop.
McDonald's Condoms: Over 99 billion served.
Burger King Condoms: Have it your way.
Dairy Queen Condoms: we treat you right.
AOL Condoms: So easy to use, no wonder its #1.
Double Mint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun! |
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| June 11 |
[Jun. 11th, 2005|10:25 am] |
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| |  giddy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Teenage Wasteland | ] |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONATHAN!!!
i love you. :)
EDIT:
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| (no subject) |
[May. 31st, 2005|05:11 pm] |
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| | energetic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Smile Like You Mean It- The Killers | ] |
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| ewww |
[May. 19th, 2005|09:03 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  grumpy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Gimme Three Steps | ] |
CAT6 testing sux. i had to take the physics test today and i knew a total of three questions. actually, i guessed on one and got it right so make that four. i think im annoying Jonathan. oh well. and i did not hang up on you. cristy's baby shower is on saturday and i dont know what to wear. what a dilemna. i have no real point....EVER but i havent updated in a while. so yeah. i shall talk to you all later. i will try to be online this weekend but dont know for sure. im a very busy girl...YEAH RIGHT!
new tidbit: i hate pea soup. |
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| WOW |
[May. 13th, 2005|11:44 am] |
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| |  hungry | ] |
hey! dont know what to say.
its been forever since ive updated.
im going to San Diego this weekend. It should be cool. We might go swimming. gotta love summer.
actually, i prefer winter. but whatever.
jonathan is an ass.
just thought id put that out there.
haha jk. i love you jonathan.
i almost called u john. hahahahahah.
Ruchi, veronica is sorry for anything she did to make you upset. i love you tho.
El Fin. |
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| haha |
[May. 8th, 2005|06:43 pm] |
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| | bouncy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Barbie Girl | ] |
Happy Mother's Day.
What do women and condoms have in common?
If they're not in your wallet, they're on your dick.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 3rd, 2005|11:42 am] |
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| | giddy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Jodi Messina- Shus Up and Drive | ] |
school sucks.
fuck APs.
let's all ditch school on friday.
thatll show em.
dont mind me....im on a sugar high. |
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| my family... |
[Apr. 23rd, 2005|03:33 pm] |
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| | energetic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Moulin Rouge Soundtrack | ] |
im at grandmas. gotta love it. u can smell dinner already.
dance show was awesome! i got a caramel frapuccino. mr. hines was the mc and about halfway through, he says "Veronica....your caramel frapuccino is in my fridge." Sean raised my arm and we started sreaming. we went to get it at intermission.michelle was funny: "i cant believe he said that!" Then of course hines had to bring out britney spears. hilarious! the dance team was awesome! i lost my voice...again. Jonathan was happy about that. But after the coffee, i was unbelievably wired and poor jonathan had to drive all the way to NH to take me home and then drive all the way back to West Hills. thank you!!!
EDIT: just thought u guys might like this:
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine
in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French
fries in France(Surprise!). Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, !
which aren't sweet, are meat. Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are
square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea or is it a pig. And why
is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and
hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? Doesn't it seem crazy that
you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and
ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an
odd, or an end?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people
recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by
ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and
a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you
fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by
going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the
lights are out, they are invisible.
P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"? |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 12th, 2005|09:19 am] |
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| |  accomplished | ] |
fuck life.
fuck fate.
if you love someone,
be with them.
no matter what.
i know this isnt reality and you cant always get what you want, but he deserves to be with her. he doesnt deserve this torture. for the rest of both their lives, they will always ask "what if?" life shouldnt be filled with "what ifs?" if u love someone, be with them. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 5th, 2005|04:24 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  pissed off | ] |
divorce sucks.
im moving to San Diego.
i need a break from my mom.
she needs to put herself in my dad's shoes. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 31st, 2005|12:36 pm] |
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| | aggravated | ] |
why wont you talk to me?
wtf?
talk to me!
someone call me. |
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| What a day... |
[Mar. 26th, 2005|04:47 pm] |
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| | hungry | ] |
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| | will u still love me tomoro- the shirelles | ] |
I woke up yesterday thinking I was going to see a movie. Instead, we drove 113 miles just to have lunch at a McDonalds. We were on our way to Borrego Springs, took the wrong freeway and then realized that we couldn't turn around until we got to El Centro. A whole 110 miles away from home. Then we drove around until we found a McDonalds. I slept the whole way home and now I am in need of a neck massage.
Today we went to the Wild Animal Park. We watched the lions for about an hour. Tomorrow there's a Purim Carnival at my temple. Im going with Alex which should be fun. He's always fun to be around. Josh should be there too and I havent seen him in what seems like forever.
Spring Break is almost over. *sigh* I had a lot of fun in SD tho.
had another weird dream last night... |
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| WOW |
[Mar. 23rd, 2005|03:03 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | giggly | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Burning Love-Wynnona | ] |
I went to see Be Cool today. I am in love with John Travolta. He is so handsome...and he can dance. I wish I were Kelly Preston. She's got everything. A beautiful husband, a huge house and a son, Jet.
Anyways, my dad and i went to the grocery store. We were looking at the cheese when he tells me to cough. I was a little confused so I asked why. and then he farted. i looked at him and said "DAD!!!" Then he told me that my cough could of covered up the noise. So we move to the produce section and he says "its about time for another cough." i started laughing and then he farted. That one was loud. like REALLY loud. i just kept laughing and everytime i tried to say "i cant believe you just did that" i started laughing again. Then he told me to get a hold of myself. I was like 'wtf? YOU'RE the one who farted in the produce section.' I didnt say that but omg i was thinking it. There's my story.
I love John Travolta. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 22nd, 2005|10:36 pm] |
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i dont exactly know where chris's head is and i dont think i want to know either...
here's one of jonathan:
i love spring break. its pouring outside!!! i love the rain.
i love lamp. i love lamp. (for anyone who's seen Anchorman.)
my aim isnt working. life's a bitch. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 20th, 2005|04:37 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  tired | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Wet Willy | ] |
jonathan and i are some of the stupidest ppl alive. here's proof.
TrunksPride (7:21:28 PM): maybe cuz ppl only hang out with her for her looks
summergirl9197 (7:21:44 PM): maybe
TrunksPride (7:21:52 PM): i mean come on, look at those boobs
summergirl9197 (7:21:59 PM): mine are better!!!
TrunksPride (7:22:08 PM): wait, who are we talking about again?
TrunksPride (7:22:09 PM): lol
summergirl9197 (7:22:13 PM): barbie vs me
TrunksPride (7:22:20 PM): i say....barbie
TrunksPride (7:22:26 PM): she has mini skirts
summergirl9197 (7:22:32 PM): so do i
TrunksPride (7:22:41 PM): wat about an ass?
TrunksPride (7:22:55 PM): or a swimsuit collection?
TrunksPride (7:23:03 PM): ...or hot friends?
TrunksPride (7:23:10 PM): but then again, you have nipples, lol
summergirl9197 (7:23:15 PM): i have bikinis too
summergirl9197 (7:23:16 PM): lol
summergirl9197 (7:23:24 PM): i have hot friends
summergirl9197 (7:23:27 PM): but no ass
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TrunksPride: gr.....being a bff is like a death trap
TrunksPride: id rather be a gff
TrunksPride: "good friends fuck"
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summergirl9197 (4:19:17 PM): i love you!
TrunksPride (4:19:22 PM): no u don't
TrunksPride (4:19:24 PM): but fine
summergirl9197 (4:19:26 PM): yea i do
TrunksPride (4:19:48 PM): i kno
TrunksPride (4:19:49 PM):
summergirl9197 (4:19:56 PM): i cant breath
summergirl9197 (4:20:00 PM): e
TrunksPride (4:20:01 PM): yah?
TrunksPride (4:20:04 PM): thats what loving me does
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TrunksPride: shower
summergirl9197: sex
summergirl9197: sex in the shower! YAY!
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summergirl9197 (10:08:00 AM): u IMd me so fast that it froze the computer
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summergirl9197: my shoulder keeps popping
TrunksPride: stop popping it
summergirl9197: but its fun
summergirl9197: lol
TrunksPride: sign my guestbook u big meanie
summergirl9197: big meanie?
summergirl9197: ur like a child |
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| Men and Candy |
[Mar. 17th, 2005|12:37 pm] |
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| |  thoughtful | ] |
this is sean updating for Veronica.
I have a serious question for all of her friends..
i have come to wonder. why does Veronica seem bipolar when it comes to guys? i mean. she likes them and they either arent interested or....she likes them alot. but then they get close to her like she has been wanting for so long. but then it backfires. she goes crazy about it. then they r too clingy. and then the man she wanted so long...she no longer appeals to. so i wonder. so we treat men like candy. there is always that favorite candy. the one you crave for so long. then after u have waited for what seems like an eternity, u get what you want. and soon u have had you fill and are ready to give it up. ur tired of it. you want somehing new. so my question?
Do women treat men like candy? Or is it just way too hard for us to find the one we will never get tired of? |
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